sometimes i forget that one of my minor league boys is best friends with tyler bozak, and then he posts pictures from a penthouse in vegas. damn, matty-boy. damn.

Put a team in my ask box and I will tell you which players I would:


1. bake cupcakes for:
2. trust with the keys to my car:
3. wouldn’t want to be stuck with in a long car ride:
4. fall in love with:
5. pack up and leave if they moved next door:
6. vote for President:
7. cry to if things fell apart:
8. would not want to watch a game with:
9. vote off the island and into the volcano:
10. let babysit my kids:

(via oliimaatta)

so for those of you lovely buttercups who i didn’t text frantically yesterday, i got my first tattoo! it’s been a long time coming (a couple years, at least). the line is from my favorite poem, called ‘nostalgia’, by the lovely dessa (a rapper/poet/singer/essayist/general wordsmith who sounds like the love child of mos def and ella fitzgerald if that child was then raised by fiona apple).

i got dess to write it out for me last summer, and finally got it done this weekend with one of my best friends. best possible tattoo experience, imho.

injured geno just wants to join in the reindeer games

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On a recent night, a microphone during the broadcast of the Penguins game picked up an exchange on the team bench as Crosby diagrammed an intricate play for Malkin on a dry-erase board. Malkin looked to Gonchar for an explanation.

Those who speak Russian said this is what Gonchar offered: “Just get (expletive) open, and he’ll get you the (expletive) puck.”


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the C.A.B.O countdown of the 25 hottest NHL players
↳ #13/25 - Bobby Ryan // Ottawa Senators

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Joffrey Lupul and Jonathan Bernier demolishing ovaries at the Joe Fresh Spring 2014 show after party 

Joffrey Lupul and Jonathan Bernier demolishing ovaries at the Joe Fresh Spring 2014 show after party 

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Gabriel goofing around ft. a Segway [x]

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the--northface said: Future leader, handsome, all American


my thought process:

…ryan kesler?

which doesn’t seem right at all, given that afaik you don’t have a lot of kesler feels, and so i stared at the ceiling and i thought and i thought and it thought and THEN:

unless it’s…